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Williamsburg and JCC Conduct Joint “Survey” to Confirm What They Already Believed

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WILLIAMSBURG & JAMES CITY COUNTY, VA - In a rare display of regional cooperation, Williamsburg and James City County officials have joined forces to ask residents what they want for the area’s future through a new public survey.

The multiple-choice survey asks residents to select their preferred vision for Williamsburg and James City County:

A. More government buildings B. Increased government payroll C. Higher taxes D. All of the Above

Almost immediately after the survey went live, residents noticed a minor technical issue: Options A, B, and C could not be selected.

However, Option D worked perfectly.

Residents reported repeatedly clicking the first three choices, refreshing their browsers, and attempting the survey on different devices before reluctantly clicking “All of the Above,” which immediately displayed a cheerful green checkmark and the message: “Thank you! Your voice has been heard.”

Officials from both localities acknowledged the problem Tuesday afternoon.

“Oopsie, too late now,” a joint spokesperson said.

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