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Virginia Announces Tax on Extra Hour Gained From Daylight Saving Time
In latest effort to drive businesses out of Virginia, administration says the additional hour represents previously untapped economic activity.
RICHMOND, VA - Virginia officials announced Sunday that the Commonwealth will begin taxing the additional hour gained when clocks fall back, identifying a previously untapped source of revenue at a time when residents are already struggling to afford groceries, housing, utilities, and just about everything else.
"When the clocks fall back, Virginia residents receive an additional hour," explained an administration spokesperson. "It would be irresponsible for the Commonwealth to allow citizens to enjoy that extra time without the state receiving its fair share."
The announcement follows ongoing discussions over Virginia's proposed millionaire tax, which remains pending for the 2027 legislative session. Officials praised the new daylight saving tax as a breakthrough in revenue generation, noting that it eliminates the traditional requirement for taxpayers to earn money before the government can collect it.
When asked if Virginia's tax policies might be contributing to the recent corporate departures from Hampton Roads:
"We have absolutely no idea why major corporations and their associates would consider relocating outside Virginia," explained an administration spokesperson. "We've worked very hard to ensure that every successful business, every executive, and every employee has an opportunity to contribute as much as possible to the Commonwealth. Frankly, it's disappointing that some people seem more interested in keeping the money they earn."
The administration also drew inspiration from former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, whose famous declaration, "You never want a serious crisis to go to waste," has become something of a guiding principle in the search for new revenue. Emanuel championed major property tax increases during his tenure, leaving behind what Virginia officials described as a shining example of how higher taxes can transform a city.
Officials pointed to Chicago's West Garfield Park neighborhood as an inspiring model for Williamsburg, dismissing concerns over its 23 homicides and 77 shooting victims so far this year.
The administration also confirmed that when the clocks move forward in March, Virginians will not receive a tax credit for the missing hour.
"Virginians need to understand that just because they didn't gain anything doesn't mean the government shouldn't."