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Rosemary Beach Vacation
WILLIAMSBURG, VA — Witnesses say local resident Melissa Harding entered Tuesday morning's vinyasa class genuinely excited about her family's upcoming week at Rosemary Beach before discovering she had apparently mistaken one of the country's nicest beach vacations for an admission of financial hardship.
"I just can't wait," Harding reportedly told several women while rolling up her mat, "The kids love riding their bikes, we're staying close to the beach, and we've already reserved dinner at Pescado."
The conversation reportedly shifted when another woman mentioned that her family would be "doing Turks this year," followed by another casually explaining they were "keeping it simple" with Costa Rica this summer, before their trip to Europe in the fall.
According to those present, Harding's expression changed almost immediately.
"Oh... nice," she replied after a pause. "We're just... doing 30A again."
Witnesses say the phrase "just doing 30A" had not existed in her vocabulary approximately 18 seconds earlier.
Over the next several minutes, Harding reportedly began mentally editing every future conversation about the trip.
"Maybe I'll just say we're going to Rosemary Beach," she thought to herself. "People don't always realize that's Florida."
She also considered simply saying, "We're heading down to the Gulf," before deciding that people might mistake that for Destin or worse, Panama City Beach. She eventually settled on "our little beach place," hoping that geographical ambiguity might do some of the heavy lifting.
"I mean, Rosemary Beach is nice too," said fellow yogi Lauren Whitmore. "We almost went there ourselves before finding a direct flight to the Cayman's. Honestly, both are beautiful."
Harding nodded reassuringly before staring back down at the weathered 30A sticker on her Stanley cup, pressing one peeling corner back into place.
As she walked toward the parking lot, Whitmore smiled warmly. "Rosemary is beautiful," she called after her.
She waited until Harding was out of earshot before turning to another woman and saying quietly, "I always forget some people still vacation in Florida."