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Locally Sourced Judgement.
The Williamsburg Shallot is a satire page dedicated to the competitive sport of Williamsburg living: Performative parenting, "Socially acceptable" classism, strategic kindness, neighborhood superiority, passive-aggressive Facebook comments, local gossip, and living vicariously through your precious children.
We’re joking. About all of it. Especially ourselves. If that bothers you, you may prefer Nextdoor.