Politics ·
🇺🇸 ADD SHALLOT TO THE BALLOT! 🇺🇸
Our platform is simple: We promise to ruthlessly mock politicians on both sides of the aisle, call out corruption, and hold elected officials accountable for their stupidity, regardless of party affiliation.
Will anything actually get accomplished? Absolutely not.
But we'll have a really good time doing it.
And let's face it, if you're going to have a clown in office, you might as well elect a professional one.
The Williamsburg Shallot: No promises. No party loyalty. No one is safe.